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Im gettin married to my pickup truck It doesn't leave me when im down on my luck It doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer Or want a divorce It doesn't care if I stay out la...Read Full Lyrics

Put your clothes back on I'd rather be alone Your thing is all worn out Now get on home You've had too many lovers They've worn off the hair There ain't no way I'm goin' in there ...Read Full Lyrics

Shes been offen called a hooker but she don't seem to care She sat in church in a minnie skirt not wearin any under wear She' flashed the boy's at pizza hut Showed her boobs and sh...Read Full Lyrics

Ready... Aim... Interrogate! Shoot the interrogator - get ready to crumble Run all the way to daylight no matter everyone else might tumble Race to the alter, chase those dumb fug...Read Full Lyrics

Do you wanna do something that rhymes with truck Do you wanna do something that rhymes with duck You wanna do something that rhymes with my best friend, his name is Chuck Do you w...Read Full Lyrics

Who put the dick on the snowman And embarrassed the family? Could have used a Ball bat Cucumber or a zucchini But instead you used a thimble, Somethin' you could barely see! Who pu...Read Full Lyrics

I got home and the door was locked so I tried to ring the bell, I found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to hell. I crawed in the window got inside she kicke...Read Full Lyrics

Well it seems to me that this whole world's gone crazy There's too much hate and killing goin' on But when I see the bare chest of a woman My worries and my problems are all gone N...Read Full Lyrics

I woke up this morning and I sliped down in the shower Bumped my head on the faucit and it bled for a whole damn hour I didn't have time for breakfast so I walked right to the door...Read Full Lyrics

Well life on a crotch is kinda laid back Watching them peckers try to get in her crack I get messy when they slip me off the track thank god I'm A pubic hair! Well she fluffs me u...Read Full Lyrics