If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
You've got all the makings
Of my future ex-wife
I've got 3 bucks
My credit sucks
And my future don't look to bright
If you...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
I like older Woman How bout you?
19's are good to look at,
But they're to young for my lovin'
20's are fun but they're not done,
You need to stick 'em back in the oven
At 33 they'r...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
I was born a rapper's son from Atlanta,
Pimping hos when I was five years old.
We had plenty of Cristal and a Bentley,
'Cause that's just how we always like to roll.
We didn't min...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Im gettin married to my pickup truck
It doesn't leave me when im down on my luck
It doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer
Or want a divorce
It doesn't care if I stay out la...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Put your clothes back on
I'd rather be alone
Your thing is all worn out
Now get on home
You've had too many lovers
They've worn off the hair
There ain't no way I'm goin' in there
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Shes been offen called a hooker but she don't seem to care
She sat in church in a minnie skirt not wearin any under wear
She' flashed the boy's at pizza hut
Showed her boobs and sh...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Ready... Aim... Interrogate!
Shoot the interrogator - get ready to crumble
Run all the way to daylight no matter everyone else might tumble
Race to the alter, chase those dumb fug...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Do you wanna do something that rhymes with truck
Do you wanna do something that rhymes with duck
You wanna do something that rhymes with my best friend, his name is Chuck
Do you w...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Who put the dick on the snowman
And embarrassed the family?
Could have used a Ball bat
Cucumber or a zucchini
But instead you used a thimble,
Somethin' you could barely see!
Who pu...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
I got home and the door was locked so I tried to ring the bell, I found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to hell.
I crawed in the window got inside she kicke...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington