Polka Patterns Lyrics

You could have a big dipper Going up and down around the bends You could have a bumper car bumping This amusement never ends I wanna be your sledgehammer Why don't you call my name...Read Full Lyrics

Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening And you're stuck inside the house all alone That's when you decide it might be fun to harrass someone Dial a random number up on your tele...Read Full Lyrics

Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum muh Oh whoa oh oh oh Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read-a my polka face (She's got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No he can't ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] My mama told me when I was hatched Act like a superstar Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress And someday you will go far Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss The...Read Full Lyrics

Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night, it's the place to be Eve...Read Full Lyrics

I moved out to Langley recently With a plain and simple dream; Wanna infiltrate some third-world place And topple their regime. Those men in black with their matching suitcases; W...Read Full Lyrics

Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh Oooooh I'm always thinkin' 'bout it I don't know what I'd do without it I love, I really love My pancreas My sp...Read Full Lyrics

(one, two, thray, four) (one, two [nasal hocking sound]) I used to be a pinball freak That's where you'd find me every week But now it's Pacman Yeah it's the Pacman I love to gob...Read Full Lyrics

Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted 'Cause it's one of those days, it's just one of those days I lost one of my socks in t...Read Full Lyrics

Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if his hair was on fire But then one day he went to that science lab That mutat...Read Full Lyrics