Everywhere, I see them there
I stop and stare at patterns
I don't care, I must declare
I've got a flair for patterns
On my hair, the clothes I wear
My savoir faire is patterns
All...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
You could have a big dipper
Going up and down around the bends
You could have a bumper car bumping
This amusement never ends
I wanna be your sledgehammer
Why don't you call my name...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening
And you're stuck inside the house all alone
That's when you decide it might be fun to harrass someone
Dial a random number up on your tele...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum muh
Oh whoa oh oh oh
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read-a my polka face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[Verse 1]
My mama told me when I was hatched
Act like a superstar
Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress
And someday you will go far
Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss
The...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Finger food and an ice cold keg
It won't cost you an arm and a leg
Dance all night to a rotten band
Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand
Saturday night, it's the place to be
Eve...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I moved out to Langley recently
With a plain and simple dream;
Wanna infiltrate some third-world place
And topple their regime.
Those men in black with their matching suitcases;
W...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh
Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh
Oooooh
I'm always thinkin' 'bout it
I don't know what I'd do without it
I love, I really love
My pancreas
My sp...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
(one, two, thray, four)
(one, two [nasal hocking sound])
I used to be a pinball freak
That's where you'd find me every week
But now it's Pacman
Yeah it's the Pacman
I love to gob...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted
The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted
'Cause it's one of those days, it's just one of those days
I lost one of my socks in t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic