Wildflowers (Tom Petty cover) Lyrics

Welcome back to Sports Chat I'm standing here with two fellas who are having a heck of a year The Bash Brothers At this point, guys, I think everyone knows who you are But just in ...Read Full Lyrics

She said she wanna fuck me with my uniform on She grabbed me by the bat, now it's going, going, gone I never finish sex 'cause I'm so juiced out But she nutted three times then we ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, "The Bash" started with myself and José Canseco Uh, we were matching forearms one day in the clubhouse And, uh, we decided instead of giving a high five we would bash our fo...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer]Step into my crib, everything smell like CoolwaterAnd if you come into mine you know it's Drakkar NoirNow have a seat on this couch made of h...Read Full Lyrics

Walk in the party with my dick in my hand Then straight to the bathroom with my dick in my hand You wanna step up? I got the brick in my hand Then leave your ass face down with my ...Read Full Lyrics

Ah, The Oakland Coliseum Its's 1988 and the season's going well I'm at the height of my career So why do I feel sad? These days don't recognize my own face in the mirror I'm a mon...Read Full Lyrics

Picture this, we up in the Gold's Gym pumpin' Perfecting the science of straight lifting somethin' On your mark, get set, we rippin' a rep Gonna spray the whole bench press up with...Read Full Lyrics

Got Oakleys on my face to keep the sun from coming in I'm swinging at the ball and that's a double homonym Ain't no one that can touch me, I got trouble cuddlin' In the forty-forty...Read Full Lyrics

It's just over there, José Whoa, this IHOP is goin' off! Sure is, look at all those people in the parking lot Hey, Mark, check out those guys Hey, you, nasty freak Shake that nas...Read Full Lyrics

My car, my house, my kid, my spouse My team, my dream, I gots to feed the beast My glutes, my bod, they say, "My God" My tris, my calves, my thighs The hits, the tags, the sex, the...Read Full Lyrics