Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day
Pi...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes
Most of our brain cells are gone
We were born to be bad, you better not make us mad
Or we just might toilet paper your lawn
We got a rep...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
You make me wanna slam my head against the wall
You make me do the limbo
You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall
You make me watch the Gong Show
There's really something kinda ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
You don't take your showers
You don't use Ban Roll On
Please don't come near me anymore
I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill
I remember when
You used to smell half-...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down
I guess I ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
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Da din din da
Na tin tin na
Da din din da
Da din din da
Da din din da
Na tin tin na
Da din din da
Dit dit da
Terrigada dit na giggiteeta cut
Teeta guddygayna da
Ter...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[Intro:]
Everybody shut up, woo!
Everyone listen up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
[Verse 1:]
If you can't write in the proper way
If you don't know how to conjuga...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
It was just the other day
When we went to Joe's Cafe
Just to order up a couple steaks to eat
But we noticed something wrong
All the Worcestershire was gone
But the waitress brough...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Well, I bought up.
Brought windows home,
And d'cided to boot it up.
But when I load it up,
It says my memory is not enough...
I'd be runnin' out.
I need some extra ram to fix me u...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic